Three ALTER TABLEs to make the AUTO_INCREMENT column complete,
Seven UPDATES for the INTEGER column to prevent disaster,
Nine for TEMPORARY data doomed to DELETE,
One REPLACE for the replication MASTER
In the land of MySQL where the dolphin plays.

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This is from Duncan (Merrion) Rantz blog. I donno who wrote this poem and I can't find a trackback url for this entry to send him a ping.


Here is a little script I wrote
You might want to parse the single quotes,
Don't worry be happy
In SQL we have some trouble
When you convert from string to double
Don't worry, be happy......

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