This is from Duncan (Merrion) Rantz blog. I donno who wrote this poem and I can't find a trackback url for this entry to send him a ping.


Here is a little script I wrote
You might want to parse the single quotes,
Don't worry be happy
In SQL we have some trouble
When you convert from string to double
Don't worry, be happy......



Ain't got no space to run your trigger
Truncate the log or make it bigger
Don't worry, be happy
The tran log says its in a state
You may have to SHUTDOWN WITH NOWAIT
Don't worry, be happy


Ain't got no cache, ain't got no file
Ain't took no backups for a while
But don't worry be happy

I like it :-)